Bill sat in his easy chair watching the Broncos game.

“Do you think you have the volume turned up high enough, Bill?” she asked.

“What?”

“The volume…is it loud enough for you?” she repeated.

“Yeah just right…great game.”

“Bill, the neighbors can hear the game next door!”

“No honey, I’ll go to the store at half time.”

“Good lord Bill, turn the volume down!”

“I didn’t get what you meant to say honey.”

“Good grief! The man is deaf! Miracle Ear here we come.”

“I heard that!”

Kip Scott