Weight Restricted Bridge

Harold brought the pickup truck to a halt before entering the bridge.

“What are you stopping for?” Thelma demanded.

“The sign up there says ‘weight restricted bridge, five tons maximum.” He reached for his calculator. “Hmmmm, you may have to get out and walk across.”

The headlines in the morning paper read:

MAN’S SHREDDED BODY FOUND IN PICKUP TRUCK

By Kevin Draper